Hi, I recently applied for a User Interface Design position at Google. Call me.
You really need help.
I just found a missed work opportunity buried in a “conversation”. Can I turn this format off? I want to see a new link in my email list whenever someone sends me an email, next in the linear time line, like other emails do.
Also, I suggest that you get out of China. They have major human rights violations. There is more to life than the almighty yen, you know.
Don’t forget to call me about the User Interface position. You had better do it quick.